Who said "The best part of war is that it's not happening to me."?

This quote is attributed to Jerry Gergich.

The best part of war is that it's not happening to me. - Jerry Gergich

"The best part of war is that it's not happening to me."

Jerry Gergich War

"I'm not great at the advice, can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"

"Treat yo' self."

"Why would anyone ever eat anything other than breakfast food?"

"I'm worried what you just heard was, give up. What I said was, give all."

"Some battles are worth fighting."

"Sometimes you have to become the monster to stop the monsters."

"Skynet sent me back through time to kill you."

"War teaches us the value of peace."