"My foot in your ass."
"Dumbass."
"I'm gonna put my foot in your ass."
"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."
"You know what that is? That's the point of no return."
All quotes by Red Forman
"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."
"Laughter is the best medicine."
"A good laugh is the best medicine."
"Laughter is contagious and wonderful."
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