Quote by Red Forman

"My foot in your ass."

"Dumbass."

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

"You know what that is? That's the point of no return."

"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"A good laugh is the best medicine."

"Laughter is contagious and wonderful."