Quote by Rocket Raccoon (Variant)

"I'm not just a raccoon, I'm a gun-toting, trigger-happy expert with a heart of gold buried somewhere deep down."

"You gotta learn to laugh at yourself, or the universe will do it for you."

"We're all broken in different ways. Some of us just hide it better."

"Life's too short to waste time on people who don't appreciate you."

"You can't expect to be happy if you're surrounded by mess."

"Health and happiness - these are true wealth"

"How can you live like this? It's like a pigsty!"

"You're going to get sick living like this."