The Simpsons, eh? I've thrown them out of here more times th... - Moe Szyslak

"The Simpsons, eh? I've thrown them out of here more times than I can count. Which is four."

Moe Szyslak Friendship

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"I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is."

"You want something, you gotta work for it. That's life."

"The key to happiness is lowering your expectations."

"Friends are the family you choose for yourself."

"Friendship is built on trust and honesty."

"True friendship is worth more than gold."

"Good friends are like stars, always there even when you can't see them."

"Friendship means sacrifice."