I didn't become a bartender for the money, I became one for ... - Moe Szyslak

"I didn't become a bartender for the money, I became one for the crippling loneliness."

Moe Szyslak Solitude

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"I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is."

"You want something, you gotta work for it. That's life."

"The key to happiness is lowering your expectations."

"Friends are the family you choose for yourself."

"Sometimes being the best means being the loneliest."

"Solitude gives us time to reflect on what matters"

"I'm not good with people, never have been."

"I feel like I'm disappearing."