Quote by Moe Szyslak

"I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is."

"You want something, you gotta work for it. That's life."

"The key to happiness is lowering your expectations."

"Friends are the family you choose for yourself."

"Peace comes from a good conscience."

"Life is too short to hold grudges."

"A man's home is his sanctuary. It should be treated as such."

"The world is chaotic enough. At least your home should make sense."