I'd give my life for a chance to start over and be a bartend... - Moe Szyslak

"I'd give my life for a chance to start over and be a bartender somewhere else."

Moe Szyslak Dreams

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"I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is."

"You want something, you gotta work for it. That's life."

"The key to happiness is lowering your expectations."

"Friends are the family you choose for yourself."

"This is going to be a great show!"

"Dreams are what make life worth living."

"Never stop dreaming big."

"Dreams are what keep us going."