Quote by Moe Szyslak

"I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is."

"You want something, you gotta work for it. That's life."

"The key to happiness is lowering your expectations."

"Friends are the family you choose for yourself."

"I've seen a lot of things in my time."

"That's how we archaeologists tell time."

"We must learn from history or be doomed to repeat it."

"Every artifact tells a story."