Every customer's a philosopher when they're drunk enough. - Moe Szyslak

"Every customer's a philosopher when they're drunk enough."

Moe Szyslak Philosophy

More from Moe Szyslak

"I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is."

"You want something, you gotta work for it. That's life."

"The key to happiness is lowering your expectations."

"Friends are the family you choose for yourself."

"I've seen the worst humanity has to offer."

"Sometimes I wonder if the world is worth saving."

"Every choice shapes our destiny."

"Order is the foundation of a good life."