I've been kicked out of better bars than this. - Moe Szyslak

"I've been kicked out of better bars than this."

Moe Szyslak Humor

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"I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is."

"You want something, you gotta work for it. That's life."

"The key to happiness is lowering your expectations."

"Friends are the family you choose for yourself."

"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"A good laugh is the best medicine."

"Laughter is contagious and wonderful."