Quote by Quark

"I'm a Ferengi. I don't have principals, I have profit margins."

"The way to a woman's heart is through her ears."

"A woman is like a warp core - handle with care or she'll explode in your face."

"Profit is its own reward."

"I love my wife, but sometimes she drives me crazy."

"Love conquers all obstacles."

"Love is patient, love is kind."

"I'm not stupid, I'm just in love!"