Quote by M*A*S*H

"War isn't Hell. War is war, and Hell is Hell. And of the two, war is a lot worse."

"The only thing worth anything is people. Everything else is just stuff."

"You can't be in the Army and be sane."

"I'm not a doctor, but I play one under fire."

"The key to a happy marriage is communication."

"Marriage is about compromise and understanding."

"Life's greatest treasures are relationships."

"Trust is a luxury I can't afford."