A good drink can't fix everything, but it's a hell of a star... - M*A*S*H

"A good drink can't fix everything, but it's a hell of a start."

M*A*S*H Humor

More from MAS*H

"War isn't Hell. War is war, and Hell is Hell. And of the two, war is a lot worse."

"The only thing worth anything is people. Everything else is just stuff."

"You can't be in the Army and be sane."

"I'm not a doctor, but I play one under fire."

"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"A good laugh is the best medicine."

"Laughter is contagious and wonderful."