Quote by M*A*S*H

"War isn't Hell. War is war, and Hell is Hell. And of the two, war is a lot worse."

"The only thing worth anything is people. Everything else is just stuff."

"You can't be in the Army and be sane."

"I'm not a doctor, but I play one under fire."

"I love my wife, but sometimes she drives me crazy."

"Love conquers all obstacles."

"Love is patient, love is kind."

"I'm not stupid, I'm just in love!"