Quote by Peter Kay
"The way to a man's heart is through his stomach, or so they say. Personally, I find going through the ribcage works just fine."
More from Peter Kay
"You know what really grinds my gears? People who say 'no offense' and then say something really offensive."
"I'm not a vegetarian, but I eat animals who are."
"I've got a bad back. It's not a bad back, it's just a back that's bad at being a back."
"Garlic bread. Brilliant invention. Bread with garlic. What's not to love?"