Quote by Peter Kay
"I've got a bad back. It's not a bad back, it's just a back that's bad at being a back."
More from Peter Kay
"You know what really grinds my gears? People who say 'no offense' and then say something really offensive."
"I'm not a vegetarian, but I eat animals who are."
"The way to a man's heart is through his stomach, or so they say. Personally, I find going through the ribcage works just fine."
"Garlic bread. Brilliant invention. Bread with garlic. What's not to love?"