Change is the only constant, except for my terrible jokes. - Don Rickles

"Change is the only constant, except for my terrible jokes."

Don Rickles Change

Insult Comedian American 1926–2017

More from Don Rickles

"I'm an equal opportunity offender."

"Life is too short to be serious all the time."

"If you don't have something nice to say, come sit next to me."

"I don't believe in dying. It's been done."

"Change brings new opportunities."

"Every day is a new opportunity."

"Healing doesn't mean forgetting."

"You either get better or you get bitter."