Quote by Rodney Dangerfield
"I have nothing but respect for you, but this is nothing to do with respect."
"I have nothing but respect for you, but this is nothing to do with respect."
"I don't get no respect, no respect at all."
"My wife, I told her she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised."
"I tell ya, my wife and I, we didn't go on a honeymoon. We went to the store for a blender."
"My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too."