Quote by Rodney Dangerfield
"We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner separately, we take separate vacations. We're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together."
More from Rodney Dangerfield
"I don't get no respect, no respect at all."
"My wife, I told her she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised."
"I tell ya, my wife and I, we didn't go on a honeymoon. We went to the store for a blender."
"My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too."