Quote by Rodney Dangerfield
"My wife said, 'Let's make love like we did on our wedding night.' I said, 'Okay, but you'll have to take off that dress first. It's ripped.'"
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"My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too."