Quote by Don Rickles

"I'm an equal opportunity offender."

"Life is too short to be serious all the time."

"If you don't have something nice to say, come sit next to me."

"I don't believe in dying. It's been done."

"Education opens doors."

"Education opens doors to endless possibilities."

"I ain't got the education you got, bub."

"You can't put a price on history."