Quote by Don Rickles

"I'm an equal opportunity offender."

"Life is too short to be serious all the time."

"If you don't have something nice to say, come sit next to me."

"I don't believe in dying. It's been done."

"The greatest adventure is life itself."

"The adventure of life begins with a single step."

"Adventure finds you when you stop running."

"Fortune and glory, kid."