Quote by Don Rickles

"I'm an equal opportunity offender."

"Life is too short to be serious all the time."

"If you don't have something nice to say, come sit next to me."

"I don't believe in dying. It's been done."

"Every day is a new opportunity."

"Hope is what gets us through difficult times."

"I'm not your enemy, kid. I'm trying to save you."

"Redemption is a long road."