Quote by Rodney Dangerfield
"I remember when I was a kid, I said to my father, Pop, what's the secret to success? He said, son, it's all in the wrist. Then he hit me with a belt."
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"My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too."