Quote by Rodney Dangerfield
"I'm so ugly that my wife can cheat and nobody cares."
"I'm so ugly that my wife can cheat and nobody cares."
"I don't get no respect, no respect at all."
"My wife, I told her she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised."
"I tell ya, my wife and I, we didn't go on a honeymoon. We went to the store for a blender."
"My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too."