Quote by Rodney Dangerfield
"I don't have any friends. The only person who ever calls is my mortgage company."
"I don't have any friends. The only person who ever calls is my mortgage company."
"I don't get no respect, no respect at all."
"My wife, I told her she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised."
"I tell ya, my wife and I, we didn't go on a honeymoon. We went to the store for a blender."
"My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too."