Quote by Rodney Dangerfield
"I told my friend he was being selfish. He said at least he didn't have to hear about it from his wife."
"I told my friend he was being selfish. He said at least he didn't have to hear about it from his wife."
"I don't get no respect, no respect at all."
"My wife, I told her she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised."
"I tell ya, my wife and I, we didn't go on a honeymoon. We went to the store for a blender."
"My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too."