They say money can't buy happiness. But it can buy a jet ski... - Don Rickles

"They say money can't buy happiness. But it can buy a jet ski. Have you ever seen someone frowning on a jet ski?"

Don Rickles Happiness

Insult Comedian American 1926–2017

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"I'm an equal opportunity offender."

"Life is too short to be serious all the time."

"If you don't have something nice to say, come sit next to me."

"I don't believe in dying. It's been done."

"Babalú!"

"My greatest joy is making people smile."

"Laughter and love make a home."

"The best things in life are free."