Your face looks like you've been in a few accidents. I'm thi... - Don Rickles

"Your face looks like you've been in a few accidents. I'm thinking maybe you should have insurance."

Don Rickles Humor

Insult Comedian American 1926–2017

More from Don Rickles

"I'm an equal opportunity offender."

"Life is too short to be serious all the time."

"If you don't have something nice to say, come sit next to me."

"I don't believe in dying. It's been done."

"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"A good laugh is the best medicine."

"Laughter is contagious and wonderful."