Quote by Rodney Dangerfield
"I asked for the truth. My wife said, 'You're asking the wrong person.'"
"I asked for the truth. My wife said, 'You're asking the wrong person.'"
"I don't get no respect, no respect at all."
"My wife, I told her she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised."
"I tell ya, my wife and I, we didn't go on a honeymoon. We went to the store for a blender."
"My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too."