Quote by Rodney Dangerfield
"Freedom is the right to say two plus two make five. The rest is slavery."
"Freedom is the right to say two plus two make five. The rest is slavery."
"I don't get no respect, no respect at all."
"My wife, I told her she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised."
"I tell ya, my wife and I, we didn't go on a honeymoon. We went to the store for a blender."
"My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too."