Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

"I don't get no respect, no respect at all."

"My wife, I told her she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised."

"I tell ya, my wife and I, we didn't go on a honeymoon. We went to the store for a blender."

"My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too."

"Every day is a new opportunity."

"Hope is what gets us through difficult times."

"I'm not your enemy, kid. I'm trying to save you."

"Redemption is a long road."