Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

"I don't get no respect, no respect at all."

"My wife, I told her she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised."

"I tell ya, my wife and I, we didn't go on a honeymoon. We went to the store for a blender."

"My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too."

"Fear drives civilization. Without it, there is only chaos."

"Order through chaos. That's the only real answer."

"Politics and power corrupt when they're separated from purpose."

"The system isn't broken—it was built this way. We have to rebuild it."