Quote by Rodney Dangerfield
"Motivation is doing what you don't want to do. I'm perfectly motivated by my wife's anger."
"Motivation is doing what you don't want to do. I'm perfectly motivated by my wife's anger."
"I don't get no respect, no respect at all."
"My wife, I told her she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised."
"I tell ya, my wife and I, we didn't go on a honeymoon. We went to the store for a blender."
"My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too."