Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

"I don't get no respect, no respect at all."

"My wife, I told her she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised."

"I tell ya, my wife and I, we didn't go on a honeymoon. We went to the store for a blender."

"My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too."

"The best part of living is knowing you survived."

"The world needs heroes."

"Life is too short to live poorly."

"I'd rather be an optimist and be wrong than a pessimist and be right"