Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

"I don't get no respect, no respect at all."

"My wife, I told her she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised."

"I tell ya, my wife and I, we didn't go on a honeymoon. We went to the store for a blender."

"My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too."

"Sometimes being the best means being the loneliest."

"Solitude gives us time to reflect on what matters"

"I'm not good with people, never have been."

"I feel like I'm disappearing."