Quote by Rodney Dangerfield
"Nature is healing. My therapist said to spend time in nature. I spent six hours in the woods. Still miserable."
"Nature is healing. My therapist said to spend time in nature. I spent six hours in the woods. Still miserable."
"I don't get no respect, no respect at all."
"My wife, I told her she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised."
"I tell ya, my wife and I, we didn't go on a honeymoon. We went to the store for a blender."
"My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too."