Quote by Rodney Dangerfield
"Music soothes the soul. I've tried everything from Beethoven to death metal. Still angry."
"Music soothes the soul. I've tried everything from Beethoven to death metal. Still angry."
"I don't get no respect, no respect at all."
"My wife, I told her she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised."
"I tell ya, my wife and I, we didn't go on a honeymoon. We went to the store for a blender."
"My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too."