Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

"I don't get no respect, no respect at all."

"My wife, I told her she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised."

"I tell ya, my wife and I, we didn't go on a honeymoon. We went to the store for a blender."

"My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too."

"Money is important, but it's not everything"

"Money doesn't buy happiness, but it buys things that make you forget you're unhappy."

"Money isn't everything."

"Money is meaningless without purpose."