Quote by Rodney Dangerfield
"I tried to be romantic. I set up candles everywhere, music playing softly. My wife walked in and said, 'Why are you paying attention to the house?'"
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"I don't get no respect, no respect at all."
"My wife, I told her she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised."
"I tell ya, my wife and I, we didn't go on a honeymoon. We went to the store for a blender."
"My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too."