Quote by Rodney Dangerfield
"I said to my wife, 'I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather did.' She said, 'Not screaming like the people in his car.'"
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"I don't get no respect, no respect at all."
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"I tell ya, my wife and I, we didn't go on a honeymoon. We went to the store for a blender."
"My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too."