Quote by Rodney Dangerfield
"I told my wife I was thinking about buying a boat. She said, 'Great, I'll start packing.' I said, 'You're leaving me?' She said, 'No, I'm making sure you take me with you.'"
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"I don't get no respect, no respect at all."
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"I tell ya, my wife and I, we didn't go on a honeymoon. We went to the store for a blender."
"My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too."