My wife wanted me to quit smoking. I said, 'Why?' She said, ... - Rodney Dangerfield

"My wife wanted me to quit smoking. I said, 'Why?' She said, 'It's bad for your health.' I said, 'What health?'"

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Stand-up Comedian American 1921–2004

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"My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too."

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