Quote by Rodney Dangerfield
"My wife is so stubborn, when she's wrong she's still right."
"My wife is so stubborn, when she's wrong she's still right."
"I don't get no respect, no respect at all."
"My wife, I told her she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised."
"I tell ya, my wife and I, we didn't go on a honeymoon. We went to the store for a blender."
"My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too."