Quote by Rodney Dangerfield
"My childhood was rough. My parents didn't want me. They put me in a basket and left me on the steps of the fire department. The fire department had a good laugh - they left me on the steps of the police department."
More from Rodney Dangerfield
"I don't get no respect, no respect at all."
"My wife, I told her she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised."
"I tell ya, my wife and I, we didn't go on a honeymoon. We went to the store for a blender."
"My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too."