Quote by Rodney Dangerfield
"I said to my wife, 'Why do you always want to go out?' She said, 'Because I'm afraid you're going to die in the house and I'll have to pay rent someplace else.'"
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"My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too."