Quote by George Burns

"Life is too short to stuff a mushroom"

"Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxi cabs and cutting hair"

"I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate"

"The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, and to have the two as close together as possible"

"Time waits for no one."

"Time spent with loved ones is never wasted."

"I've been alive for a long time. Long enough to know that you can't trust anyone."

"The past always catches up with you."