Quote by George Burns
"A good friend is someone who will bail you out of jail, but a best friend is one who will be sitting next to you saying, 'We're going to have so much fun in here.'"
More from George Burns
"Life is too short to stuff a mushroom"
"Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxi cabs and cutting hair"
"I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate"
"The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, and to have the two as close together as possible"