Quote by George Burns
"I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we lived forever, then we would merely be exhausted and wait for our buff to come in the mail."
More from George Burns
"Life is too short to stuff a mushroom"
"Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxi cabs and cutting hair"
"I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate"
"The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, and to have the two as close together as possible"